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Post by xXStainedXx on Apr 28, 2007 9:55:24 GMT -5
OKay, well i was looking around at jokes and general funny things that i could put on the forum for everybody, when i came across these stupidly simple questions; yet amazingly everybody gets them wrong pretty easily. They're basically common sense questions and i only picked the three most heard/common ones and they just need common sense to answer them. But like i always say to all my friends the funny thing about common sense is that it's not very common... so, tell me what you think (There were more questions, if you find any more then post them here) 1. What do you put in a toaster? The answer is bread. If you said "toast", then give up now and go do something else. Try not to hurt yourself you idiot!
2. Say "silk" five times. Now spell "silk". What do cows drink? Answer: Cows drink water. If you said "milk", please do not attempt the next question. Your brain is obviously overstressed and may even overheat. It may be that you need to content yourself with reading something more appropriate such as "Children's World". If you said, "water" then proceed to question three.
3. If a red house is made from red bricks and a blue house is made from blue bricks and a pink house is made from pink bricks and a black house is made from black bricks, what is a greenhouse made from? Answer: Greenhouses are made from glass. If you said "green bricks", what the heck are you still doing here reading these questions? [/b][/font][/size] haha, tell me what you think did any of your guys get these wrong?
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vanessacena
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Post by vanessacena on Apr 28, 2007 16:45:21 GMT -5
Lol, I got the second one wrong. I never usually say the word "toast" and I gave the third one a little more thought. But, I got one as well. It would be better if I said it in person, though.
"A plane crashes exactly on THE BORDER OF UNITED STATES and CANADA, where do you bury the survivers?"
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Post by chaingangsoldier1 on Apr 28, 2007 18:17:59 GMT -5
haha i missed the second 1!!! thats funny
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Post by xXStainedXx on Apr 28, 2007 18:21:56 GMT -5
You don't bury survivors ;D hehe i knew that one!
How much soil is there in a hole measuring one metre by one metre by one metre?
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vanessacena
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Post by vanessacena on Apr 29, 2007 17:46:28 GMT -5
Aha, lol, yupp. I got stumped on that one after I first heard it
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kelly
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Post by kelly on Apr 30, 2007 4:46:57 GMT -5
Ha, yess..... I sort of got stuck on the survival one. It took me 5 minutes to figure it out, with the help of Nattie too! lol
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Post by xXStainedXx on Apr 30, 2007 11:15:07 GMT -5
hehehe kelly's a retard lmao you admit that too all the time to me
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kelly
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Post by kelly on May 3, 2007 15:47:02 GMT -5
I'm sad that I am so stupid oh well ;D
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